Mama Zen, from the Imaginary Garden asked us to write Santa a letter-poem style of course in 50 words or less!
Sorry, MZ I couldn't do 50 words
I am diabetic-no more baking sweets
You dream of sugar plums, not me
Tired of Oreo Fudge, Peanut Butter Blossoms and
Move out of my creative nook
I want to be published again
No not Playboy
Dear please stop the lawsuit with Starbucks.
the Christmas Blend is not yours...
I'm tired of you barking orders n'
Get off your fat ass and
You should know ever since the gnomes watched the movie ELF-the mail room has not been the same!