A letter to Santa

Mama Zen, from the Imaginary Garden asked us to write Santa a letter-poem style of course in 50 words or less!  

Sorry, MZ I couldn't do 50 words








Dear Santa,


I am diabetic-no more baking sweets
You dream of sugar plums, not me
Tired of Oreo Fudge, Peanut Butter Blossoms and
Sugar cookies


Move out of my creative nook
I  want to be published again
No not Playboy 
Dear please stop the lawsuit with Starbucks.
 the Christmas Blend is not yours...


I'm tired of you barking orders n'
 going commando
Get off your fat ass and
help yourself!


Up yours,
Mrs. Santa

P.S.

You should know ever since the gnomes watched the movie ELF-the mail room has not been the same! 



Comments

Ella said…
Hi Alex-Thank you! I might make a few toads blush~ Perhaps I should do a nice one ;D
Kerry O'Connor said…
I love it, Ella! I've always thought Mrs Santa got a raw deal.
Mary Ann Potter said…
Funny!!! What a great little poem, Ellen. The photo you used makes it even more fun.
Mary said…
You tell 'em, Ella. Reclaim your life. LOL. Mrs. Santa and the like have been under appreciated for too long.
Green Speck said…
This made me laugh :-D
Sherry Blue Sky said…
This is totally hilarious! I LOVE the photo!!!!!! I especially love the p.s. This is just so funny!
Other Mary said…
Hahaha! Oh, that's great! Love it!
Laurie Kolp said…
lol... this is great, Ella!
Margaret said…
I knew it! Without Mrs. Clause, Santa would be a couch potato!
Kay L. Davies said…
Way to go, Mrs. Santa, that's tellin' 'im. You rock!
K
Hannah said…
I love this Ella!!! An empowered Mrs. Clause...I like that, fun write my friend.

Oh, too, I wrote a lil' note via the fb side bar thingy but just wanted to apologize for missing your prompt...what a clever idea...not sure when and if I'll be able to get around to it. Falling behind this week it seems and some deadlines coming too. :/ wow happened fast.

Love ya soul sis!
Susan said…
Ha ha! How did you ever agree to give up your writing corner (and time)? This is a truly satirical exposure of some of the problems with the gimmes!

Poet Laundry said…
Ha! I went a bit snarky with my letter too...but yours takes the cake...or cookies. Fun read Ella! :-)
Peggy said…
What a fun one! Of course the first stanza grabbed me as this time of year is so filled with sweets. Hmm, maybe calorie-free oreo fudge? He'll certainly need a creative Mrs Santa for that! Happy Holidays
Sherry Blue Sky said…
Why do I feel like Santa, hanging by his fingernails???????
Susie Clevenger said…
I love it! I went to the snarky side with mine too...I had to confess I was naughty...diabetic and all...lol
J Cosmo Newbery said…
Not a good season for diabetics!
Donna Hole said…
Cute :)

.......dhole
hedgewitch said…
Mrs. Santa leads a lonely but assertive life. I'm smiling, Ella.
Candilynn Fite said…
Too freaking funny! Thanks for the giggles. ;)
Lolamouse said…
You go, Mrs. Claus! We women get all the work during the holidays, and it's about time it stops!
Kateri said…
This made me giggle. :)
Stephen Tremp said…
Hahaha! I can see Mrs. Clause with a half empty bottle of vodka on the counter writing this.
Ella said…
Stephen-lol Yes, Mrs. Claus might be doing jello shots, lol

Razzmadazzle-Love your name, lol
Thank you!

Kateri-lol I'm so glad

Lolamouse-Thank you, lol ;D

Candilynn-lol, thank you~

Marian-I needed a stress break...lol

Hedgewitch-We know, don't we.... ;D

Donna-Thank you ;D
Melissa Bradley said…
Absolutely hilarious! I'm still laughing. :)
Ella said…
Hi Melissa-Thank you ;D

I'll be back to comment-still having issues...grrr