A letter to Santa

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Mama Zen, from the Imaginary Garden asked us to write Santa a letter-poem style of course in 50 words or less!  

Sorry, MZ I couldn't do 50 words








Dear Santa,


I am diabetic-no more baking sweets
You dream of sugar plums, not me
Tired of Oreo Fudge, Peanut Butter Blossoms and
Sugar cookies


Move out of my creative nook
I  want to be published again
No not Playboy 
Dear please stop the lawsuit with Starbucks.
 the Christmas Blend is not yours...


I'm tired of you barking orders n'
 going commando
Get off your fat ass and
help yourself!


Up yours,
Mrs. Santa

P.S.

You should know ever since the gnomes watched the movie ELF-the mail room has not been the same! 



Comments

Ella said…
Hi Alex-Thank you! I might make a few toads blush~ Perhaps I should do a nice one ;D
December 7, 2012 at 7:16 AM
Kerry O'Connor said…
I love it, Ella! I've always thought Mrs Santa got a raw deal.
December 7, 2012 at 7:50 AM
Mary Ann Potter said…
Funny!!! What a great little poem, Ellen. The photo you used makes it even more fun.
December 7, 2012 at 8:02 AM
Mary said…
You tell 'em, Ella. Reclaim your life. LOL. Mrs. Santa and the like have been under appreciated for too long.
December 7, 2012 at 8:02 AM
Amrit Sinha said…
This made me laugh :-D
December 7, 2012 at 8:13 AM
Sherry Blue Sky said…
This is totally hilarious! I LOVE the photo!!!!!! I especially love the p.s. This is just so funny!
December 7, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Other Mary said…
Hahaha! Oh, that's great! Love it!
December 7, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Laurie Kolp said…
lol... this is great, Ella!
December 7, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Margaret said…
I knew it! Without Mrs. Clause, Santa would be a couch potato!
December 7, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Kay L. Davies said…
Way to go, Mrs. Santa, that's tellin' 'im. You rock!
K
December 7, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Hannah said…
I love this Ella!!! An empowered Mrs. Clause...I like that, fun write my friend.

Oh, too, I wrote a lil' note via the fb side bar thingy but just wanted to apologize for missing your prompt...what a clever idea...not sure when and if I'll be able to get around to it. Falling behind this week it seems and some deadlines coming too. :/ wow happened fast.

Love ya soul sis!
December 7, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Susan said…
Ha ha! How did you ever agree to give up your writing corner (and time)? This is a truly satirical exposure of some of the problems with the gimmes!

December 7, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Jennifer Wagner said…
Ha! I went a bit snarky with my letter too...but yours takes the cake...or cookies. Fun read Ella! :-)
December 7, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Peggy said…
What a fun one! Of course the first stanza grabbed me as this time of year is so filled with sweets. Hmm, maybe calorie-free oreo fudge? He'll certainly need a creative Mrs Santa for that! Happy Holidays
December 7, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Sherry Blue Sky said…
Why do I feel like Santa, hanging by his fingernails???????
December 7, 2012 at 6:45 PM
Susie Clevenger said…
I love it! I went to the snarky side with mine too...I had to confess I was naughty...diabetic and all...lol
December 7, 2012 at 7:42 PM
J Cosmo Newbery said…
Not a good season for diabetics!
December 7, 2012 at 10:02 PM
dolorah said…
Cute :)

.......dhole
December 8, 2012 at 12:47 AM
hedgewitch said…
Mrs. Santa leads a lonely but assertive life. I'm smiling, Ella.
December 8, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Unknown said…
Too freaking funny! Thanks for the giggles. ;)
December 9, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Lolamouse said…
You go, Mrs. Claus! We women get all the work during the holidays, and it's about time it stops!
December 9, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Kateri said…
This made me giggle. :)
December 9, 2012 at 6:42 PM
Anonymous said…
How funny!
December 9, 2012 at 7:16 PM
Anonymous said…
Hahaha! I can see Mrs. Clause with a half empty bottle of vodka on the counter writing this.
December 9, 2012 at 9:39 PM
Ella said…
Stephen-lol Yes, Mrs. Claus might be doing jello shots, lol

Razzmadazzle-Love your name, lol
Thank you!

Kateri-lol I'm so glad

Lolamouse-Thank you, lol ;D

Candilynn-lol, thank you~

Marian-I needed a stress break...lol

Hedgewitch-We know, don't we.... ;D

Donna-Thank you ;D
December 10, 2012 at 8:00 AM
Unknown said…
Absolutely hilarious! I'm still laughing. :)
December 10, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Ella said…
Hi Melissa-Thank you ;D

I'll be back to comment-still having issues...grrr
December 10, 2012 at 8:11 PM
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